(Source: kraved)

esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

cowboybeboop:

treat your opinion like your dick don’t give it to me unless i ask for it

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

this is my favorite senior quote

catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

(Source: juststaypositiv3)

vertabre:

Simon says like me back

deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 

ididntevenwanttimeline:

guess who is owned by Microsoft

(Source: wandercaren)

corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

anus:

serenkitty:

anus:

how do you uninstall school

by graduating

thefrogman:

[reddit] [h/t: tastefullyoffensive]

squalointhecut:

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 

Damn nature that’s cold.